Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
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Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
Whilst stumbling through the dark, dank, and haunted nether regions of the net, I was cursed by a mysterious and evil monkey, and then strange visions of EVIL hardcore surface baits afflicted my mind. Then these coffins started showing up, hauntingly on my very doorstep, cursing me with their EVIL intentions.
exhibit A: the accursed coffin cases:
To my horror, what did I find upon opening these accursed coffins? Evil I tell you! EEEEvviilllll!
exhibit B: A freshly killed and still beating Blood Heart DimpleBat
My terror increases, but in true B grade horror movie fashion, I can't help but take a closer look!
exhibit C: I feel it pulsing still......
Dare I open the next coffin?
exhibit A: the accursed coffin cases:
To my horror, what did I find upon opening these accursed coffins? Evil I tell you! EEEEvviilllll!
exhibit B: A freshly killed and still beating Blood Heart DimpleBat
My terror increases, but in true B grade horror movie fashion, I can't help but take a closer look!
exhibit C: I feel it pulsing still......
Dare I open the next coffin?
Last edited by Derek777 on Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Something EVIL This Way Comes!!!
With great trepidation I open the next accursed black box!
exhibit D: A fetid and terribly foul Green Panther Ensor squirming, coiling, like a huge maggot!
exhibit E: I pick up the filthy worm for a closer look!
exhibit F: Repulsed but fascinated, I look from a different angle.
Shaken, I debate upon whether to open any more coffins. Curses! I can't stop, my eyes and hands are drawn to them.....
exhibit G: My poor eyes are accosted by this Brud Black Pearl Poison Ensor, it's eyes dead and it's jaws agape, ready to feast upon my soul!
exhibit H: Gingerly I pick it up, careful to keep my fingers away from it's foul poisoned jaws.
exhibit D: A fetid and terribly foul Green Panther Ensor squirming, coiling, like a huge maggot!
exhibit E: I pick up the filthy worm for a closer look!
exhibit F: Repulsed but fascinated, I look from a different angle.
Shaken, I debate upon whether to open any more coffins. Curses! I can't stop, my eyes and hands are drawn to them.....
exhibit G: My poor eyes are accosted by this Brud Black Pearl Poison Ensor, it's eyes dead and it's jaws agape, ready to feast upon my soul!
exhibit H: Gingerly I pick it up, careful to keep my fingers away from it's foul poisoned jaws.
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Re: Something EVIL This Way Comes!!!
Horrified but drawn to the last two black coffins, like a spider draws a fly into its deathly web, I open the second last coffin...
Exhibit I: I shield my eyes are they are practically burnt out of their sockets by the intense radiation emanating from the cLIL
Exhibit J: My eyesockets and fingers are charred from the intense radiation as I pick up the cLiL for closer inspection!
Exhibit I: I shield my eyes are they are practically burnt out of their sockets by the intense radiation emanating from the cLIL
Exhibit J: My eyesockets and fingers are charred from the intense radiation as I pick up the cLiL for closer inspection!
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Re: Something EVIL This Way Comes!!!
My poor eyes are horribly drawn to the final black coffin box. What could be so terrible, so horrific that it makes all the previous horrors seem like a sunny sunday afternoon fishing? I slowly pick up the box and open it....
exhibit K: The worst thing imaginable! It is so utterly EVIL that I can't find words to adequately describe it:
I will curse that EVIL Monkey until the day I die!
exhibit K: The worst thing imaginable! It is so utterly EVIL that I can't find words to adequately describe it:
I will curse that EVIL Monkey until the day I die!
Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
I told Sally to eat a cheeseburger!!!!
Seriously, that's about as good as packaging gets.
Seriously, that's about as good as packaging gets.
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Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
Man where did you get those if you dont mind sharing Those are Wicked Sick looking I need one or two ok three or four maybe
Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
That is cool.
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Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
Kool factor -----> 10 !
Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
don't know how good they'll work but, heck i'll buy two of each just on presentation.
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Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
mhood wrote:I told Sally to eat a cheeseburger!!!!
Seriously, that's about as good as packaging gets.
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Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
Those are crazy! What scares me is what you might catch on one if you catch anything at all. -Some weird psychic squid from an HP Lovecraft story, or a plesiosaur from a cold deep lake, or worse.....
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Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
That. Was. AWESOME!
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Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
Nice little black coffins
Re: Something Wicked This Way Comes!!!
perfect for HAlloween